Sunday, April 29, 2007

大专团契惜别会 28/04/07 Saturday nite~

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一年又要过了。。昨晚是大专团契惜别会,阿新,成聪,shirley, 道芬,启栋将要毕业了。。 好舍不得喔~
还好,阿新及成聪将会留在马六甲,太棒了!! 柳萤可能也会在马六甲喔~


阿新

成聪

道芬

成聪,shirley,道芬

启栋

郑传道

青青&柳萤

Stanley & 佳训

小天使活动揭晓咯!
阿新,敬荣,昱恒在忙着烧烤。。
好好吃喔~
读经奖励品~

小天使送我的哟~ (我的小天使- 泽豪)

Wife....

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Flying Boat in Maldives

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A single boat seemingly floats in midair in the beautiful crystal clear beaches in the Republic of Maldives in the Indian Ocean.

Some Lessons in life.........

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LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you
are three,I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want
to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and
he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to
be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office
after lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*

LESSON 2

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*


LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to
LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese
are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you
mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you
....
Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What
kind of 'key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am
I?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE

LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a
genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the
bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of
you a
wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the
pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The
Frenchman was so Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
Contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when
suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and
shouted,
"SHIT!!!!!!!........."

*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the
brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants
to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's
going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very
mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and
Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste
whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU
THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN
CHARGE.*

3 Human Wonders....worth seeing

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First Air Conditioned Bus Stop-Dubai!!
Parking in Germany !!

The Millau viaduct is part of the new E11 expressway connecting Paris and Barcelona and features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters high and the overall height will be an impressive 336 meters, making this the highest bridge in the world

Things you probably didn't know...

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1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.

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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

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18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey

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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

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20. A snail can sleep for three years.

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21. All polar bears are left handed.

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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

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24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

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25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow ;-)

Friday, April 27, 2007

Beautiful cups~

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Skyscraper

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Location : Paris
Height : 318 Meters
Floors :
Built : 1887


Location : Dubai
Height : 321 Meters
Built : 1999


Location : Shanghai China
Height : 421 Meters
Floors : 88
Built : 1998


Location : Chicago Illinois
Height : 443 Meters
Floors : 110
Built : 1973


Location : Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Height : 452 Meters
Floors : 88
Built : 1998


Location : Shanghai China
Height : 492 Meters
Floors : 101
To Be Completed : 2007


Location : Taipei Taiwan
Height : 508 Meters
Floors : 101
Built : 2004


Location : Guangzhou , Shanghai China
Height : 514.8 Meters
Floors : 131
To Be Completed : 2010


Location : WTC Manhattan NY
Height : 541 Meters
Floors : 69
To Be Completed : 2010


Location : Tokyo Japan
Height : 600 Meters
Floors :
To Be Completed : 2007


Location : Dubai
Height : 705 Meters
Floors : 160
To Be Completed : 2008


Location : Shanghai China
Height : 1228 Meters
Floors : 300
To Be Completed : 2020

Sunday, April 22, 2007

yum yum~

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delicious...

About Handphone

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Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: -

*EMERGENCY*
1) The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

2)Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*

3)Subject: Hidden Battery power

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

4)How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

团结是力量

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动物都懂得团结,
人类呢?

Washing Instruction

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....totally speechless~

Ghost story...

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Recently, I received a fwd email about ghost story...

Find out yourself~


[This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month,at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya; she was hit by a lorry.

I don't want to mention the name of the college. She had a boyfriend names Shankar. He lives in Johore. Both of them are true lovers. They are always on the phone with each other. You can never see her without her handphone.

She spends the day talking with Shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone". She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin. I was there ~ a lot of
them tried to do so but still couldn't , everybody including me, had tried
to carry the coffin, the result was still the same.

Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from Thailand (pak Darin), who is a friend of her father's. He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone, together with the SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could now be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. (can you feel the fear? I'm shaking at this moment.)

Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away (pity Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.

Shankar: "Atte, I'm coming home today. Please cook something nice for me.Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today; I want to surprise her."

Her mother replied, "You come home first, I want to tell you something very important."

After he arrived at Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thought that they were fooling around. He was laughing and said,"Don't try to fool me ... tell Priya to come out ... I have a gift for her.Please stop this nonsense."

Then they show him the Priya's death certificate; they gave him proof to
make him believe.Shankar started to sweat profusely. He said, "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me."

Shankar was shaking so badly when suddenly, his phone rang.

"See this is from Priya. See this ...." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He used the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard this conversation, loud and clear. No cross lines, no humming. It was Priya's voice! And there was no way others could use her SIM card as it was nailed inside the coffin! They were so shocked and asked for pak Darin's help.

Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He and pakDarin worked for 5 hours ... then they discovered one thing ....


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**DiGi. Best coverage ever, ONE LOW FLAT RATE~!!!!!!! Anyone, any network,anytime, ANYWHERE!!!** *I WILL FOLLOW YOU... FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU MAY GO...]
..ngiao ngiao ngiao...

开心就好

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有时候,
难免会碰到不如意的事。。
但是我相信那都是上帝的旨意,接受及相信他的安排,保持快乐,向主祷告,求主赐恩典,怜悯与智慧,坚强我们对他的信心,每日必能过着幸福快乐的生活, 而且比王子和公主来的还要幸福喔。。。。

“life is too short to be sad,just do our best, for God will do the rest...." 好好地享受人生吧!

Friday, April 06, 2007

Good Friday~

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A kid asked Jesus... how much do u Love me?
Jesus replied," I love you this much." and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us.

God will always love us. He sacrifice himself on the cross to save us...

Thank you, Jesus.
 

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